God Bless Dick SuckersMe: What are you doing
30 minutes later.
Dylan: Sorry, been having sexy time.
Me: Oh shit, sexy time is the best time. Sorry for intruding!
Dylan: Nah it's fine, we're not even a thing or even interested in each other, shes a friend who honest to God just likes sucking dick, so sometimes she spontaneously goes down on me when we're hanging. God bless her soul.
Dylan: She's an angel.